Weird Requests To Travel Agents

Weird Requests To Travel Agents

The next time you pass a travel agency, spare a thought for the poor sods you see smiling and nodding at their clients. Better still, go in and offer them a stiff drink, because with requests like these, they need your pity.

The American Society of Travel Agents (ASTA) recently compiled a list of real requests made by real clients sourced by the ASTA agent membership. And it seems the requests are getting more and more bizarre.

  • Can I fish off of the cruise ship?
  • Are there toll roads on the way to Hawaii?
  • Can you make sure I don’t get a window seat on the plane because I just had my hair done?
  • Can you set it up so that the whales jump in the background at the same time I’m proposing to my girlfriend?
  • I was looking online at the picture of our room. I hate the curtains. I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep in that room with those curtains. Can you cancel the whole trip?
  • Don’t tell my fiancé this is where I took my first wife for our honeymoon.
  • I’d love a train trip to Africa…No, I mean I want a train trip from New York to Cape Town.
  • Guest in the aft of the ship… “Which elevator takes you to the front of the ship?”
  • I had a grandmother and granddaughter who wanted to visit China. When informed that they needed visas, the grandmother responded: “No we don’t. I went to China with my church group last year and I was able to use my American Express card all over the country.”
  • Can you please book the honeymoon suite for us and another couple?
  • I want to take a cruise to Las Vegas.
  • Does the crew actually sleep onboard the cruise ship?
  • Can we drive our rental car in Hawaii out of state? We want to go to Alaska. After all, they are the 49th and 50th states on the map, so there must be a bridge, right?
  • I would like to go somewhere where there are NOT a lot of men.
  • I’d like to get married in the Caribbean on an island where the marriage is not legal in the U.S.
  • Will there be shadows on my face at 16h00 when the pictures are taken?
  • Will you watch my pet while I’m away?
  • How can I get to Europe without going by air or sea?
  • Can you ask the airline to block the seat next to me so I can stretch out?

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Bewitched by the magic of France, Melissa Jane Cook is an intrepid explorer. A lover of traversing the globe, she eagerly absorbs different cultures and laps up the magnificent oceanic experiences. Wooed by words and writers alike, her penchant for facials, chocolate, owls and bugs, is surpassed only by her fascination with the stage aglow in lights or bookshelves that heave with stories, where characters invite her along on their marvellous journeys.